If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.
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Johnny Depp
Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you would be a good sign,...
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Nick Hornby
Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.
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Jenny Han
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
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Elbert Hubbard
I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the...
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Woody Allen
More Quotes By Jean Paul Richter
What makes old age so sad is not that our joys but our hopes cease.
Art is indeed not the bread but the wine of life.
A variety of nothing is superior to a monotony of something.
Women and men of retiring timidity are cowardly only in dangers which affect themselves but the first to rescue when others are endangered.
A timid person is frightened before a danger a coward during the time and a courageous person afterwards.
